May 26th, 2012
  • tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
  • new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
  • tourist: oh you think your clever???
  • new yorker: what
  • tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
  • new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
  • tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
  • the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
  • Still. That niece could have picked a real italian restaurant if she lives in NY. I mean Olive Garden? Really? And that tourist was rude as hell too. Could've learned where a decent Italian restaurant is. But nooo. They decided to interrupt the New Yorker's apology. Smfh, this is why I hate tourists.
  • Spoken from a "giant condescending asshole from New York"
May 25th, 2012

hannahishiding:

canimuff:

hoonigan:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

Sometimes, people are so cute it’s hard to hate them.

aw fuck. 

i’ll never beat that

Awww

I want something like that now

May 23rd, 2012

itsjeremiah:

Do you ever worry that when your children ask your 30 year old self what your teenage/college years were like, you’ll draw a huge blank because a majority of it was spent sitting in front of this damn screen? It terrifies me. But what am I supposed to do? Go play in a field? Build synthetic…

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

clientsfromhell:

Client: Can you send me this logo with no background?

Me: Okay.

Client: You sent me a PNG. Why?

Me: PNGs are transparent.

Client: Then what is this gray and white checkered background? I said no background.

Me: That means it is transparent. It wont show up.

Client: But I can see it….

(via memewhore)

May 22nd, 2012

(Source: lmaoatheist)

npr:

Hm. Interesting. Me, my brother and four of my cousins are April babies. — Tanya B.
utnereader:

nevver:

How Common Is Your Birthday?

Guess humans have a mating season after all.


^ Yes. It’s called New Years Eve.

npr:

Hm. Interesting. Me, my brother and four of my cousins are April babies. — Tanya B.

utnereader:

nevver:

How Common Is Your Birthday?

Guess humans have a mating season after all.

^ Yes. It’s called New Years Eve.

(via supernatasha)

May 21st, 2012
triple-torch:

Dominance Games
This is completely fictional here. I just decided to draw it after Jack made a remark about dominatrix women. Just for you, love~

triple-torch:

Dominance Games

This is completely fictional here. I just decided to draw it after Jack made a remark about dominatrix women. Just for you, love~